180mph:

Girl: Come over

Me: Im an AP student, and I take many AP classes

Girl: My parents arent home

Me: AP stands for advanced placement. These are college level courses that you can take in high school. Typically they are more demanding than regular classes and thus you are often given a higher workload. However, the benefits are far reaching. Consider taking some AP courses during high school for a chance to earn college credit

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pardonmewhileipanic:

sicknymph:

afro0naut:

coconutoil97:

coachcrewneck:

emeraldjade:

galixies:

when u tryna help out ya ugly friend

*screaming*

I’m the friend

please delete this rn

funniest vine everrrr

*wheezing* THAT FUCKING HEAD

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X omg X vid


nickey79:

Damn September ain’t coming fast enough

nickey79:

Damn September ain’t coming fast enough

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http://mallelis.tumblr.com/post/95746348853/remember-how-everyones-favorite-part-of-heath

mallelis:

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Remember how everyone’s favorite part of Heath Ledger’s performance in Brokeback Mountain was his almost painful physical repression, his reluctance to express any emotion that wasn’t punching or SHUTTING DOWN? His voice was closed in on itself in a raspy burr — he fell to the ground rather…

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vollha:

…yes.

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basedgodniall:

when you spell restaurant right on the first try

image

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mspgay:

Before you date a boy, consider the following:

  • Girls
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sisterjudyjudybobudy:

weetbixgod:

hotdadcalendar:

I’m actually concerned for boys who complain about how different girls look without makeup. Like did you think eyeshadow permanently alters a girls eyelid? Are you frightened when people change clothes

Babies have no concept of object permanence

That’s one of the sickest burns I’ve ever read. 

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theweaponofchoice:

making new friends is stressful like what emojis are they ok with? what if they dont like emojis?

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